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The hike from hell
All interviews in this article are fictional. Any parallels to any persons living (or dead) are purely coincidental. Upper-campus residents are easily recognizable. Behind their endlessly...
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Opinion | Opinions are awful
Every day in class I’m expected to “participate” and “share my thoughts” on readings — that I didn’t do — in the name of...
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Cannabis Energy energizes student body
The unexpected addition of the new Cannabis Energy drink at the Tiger Cooler this week has the Occidental student body buzzed. Cannabis Energy's website explains that...
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“I’m a non-denominational interfaith center,” says building shaped like a cross
The following is the transcript of an interview between Weekly reporter Greg Feiner and the Herrick Interfaith Center (the literal building). The transcript has...
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Inner monologue while registering for spring classes
Why is it so hot the first week of November? I’m just trying to walk back to my building and it feels like the...
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Diary entries from food at the marketplace
Dear Diary, They made me sit next to the Sabra hummus packets today. Can you believe it? The hummus packets! Do they think I’m the...
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Plato visits Socrates during office hours
PLATO: Hello Socrates, the wisest and justest tenured professor I have ever known. SOCRATES: Plato, my prized student of Philosophy 101, what have you come...
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Intimate, invasive and innocuous things you can learn from reading Venmo history
Who someone's drug dealer is Who is a drug dealer (private feed) Who had no part in organizing any of their utility bills and just Venmos...
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Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas
Self Sabotage: Tell everyone that you aren’t going out tonight. Pre-shatter your phone and don’t bring a jacket with you. Rip six shots and text...
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Humor Section Endorses Hillary Clinton for President
In the 11th hour of the 2016 presidential election, we as a nation wait with bated breath for this to all be over. Due...
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So You’ve Been Oxy Confessed
At 11:34 a.m. on a fateful Tuesday morning your phone lights up to notify you that your roommate tagged you in a Facebook comment,...
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My Big Night at GLOW 2.0
Upon learning that Programming Board planned to revive GLOW in lieu of Fall Fest this semester, I could feel my pulse quicken and blood...
