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A Proposal for Programming Board: As the name “Sex on the Beach” no longer seems suitable for the dance as it no longer takes place a) on the beach or b) on Stewie Beach, I believe we need a new name for the dance, a snappy name that truly encapsulates the very essence of this event like “Sex on the Beach” did before it was moved to the quad. Therefore, I propose we change the name of this event to “Dry-Hump on the Concrete.”
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