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Dear Editor,
While we deeply appreciate our wonderful groundskeeping crew that keeps Oxy’s campus looking so brilliant, they do seem to be ignoring one aspect of their landscaping duties that affects a certain subset of the student body. For us vertically advantaged individuals that roam about under the shady branches of Oxy’s trees, many low hanging branches muss our perfectly coiffed hair and threaten to put out our poor eyes. If some sort of tree branch trimming program could be put in place that recognizes the presence of people other than the Oompa-Loompas and Hobbits on campus that would be spectacular.
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