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As impressed as I am with this year’s female freshmen student body, I have to say that I’m quite disappointed with male first-years. They don’t know how to drink.
Every college student has been a freshman at one point in their lives, but I can’t remember being that stupid with my alcohol during the first week of school. They were obviously drinking whiskey before starting some fights off campus. They presumably ignited these fights over girls-if not, then I’m even more disappointed in this year’s male freshmen class.
Learn to hold down your alcohol before throwing your fists. I don’t care what follows after you master the way of the bottle. Just stop making our college look bad. A school is measured by its prowess in beer-pong and the cans it guzzles, not by its grades, contrary to what some professors may say.
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