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Dear Editor,
To the freshmen:
STOP COMPLAINING!!! You have been here for ONE month and know nothing! The first year that complained about the Cooler, you are a number. Maybe let’s have the Cooler staff force feed you the burger or feed you sushi with little airplane noises. And Dean, stop complaining about air conditioning! Buy a ten dollar fan at Target or sprinkle your body with water, no one cares. Be assertive and fix your heat problem yourself. To Liana, do not complain about having to wake up at nine o’clock in the morning. It is not early! These people have real jobs, you should be giving them props for waking you up. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
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