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I appreciate your efforts to leave your trash on the tables in the Cooler, but I don’t think it piles high enough. With hopes to be a caring and loving mother some day, I thoroughly enjoy wiping up your tokens of affection (aka greasy pizza plates and half emptied ketchup packets). I also enjoy communing with your half eaten food, the pleasant aroma enhances my gourmet dining experience. Keep up the great work, piglets!
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